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Perfect Demotivational Poster


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any damn fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to ass around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm
ROR! Nice one.


OCCUPY WALL STREET -


TAGS: perfectly spelled signs
Rating: 4.22/5

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Airman - October 13, 2011, 5:39 pm
it's good for you
Sean - October 13, 2011, 5:02 pm
I think I am just gonna go aheand and maybe take offence with this poster. Yeahhhh. Yeah I will. And no. No I cannot really explain why.


WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.


TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I assure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


PERFECT COSPLAY - Absolutely indistinguishable differences!




ARMS FOR WAR -


TAGS: arm war perfect riot hug
Rating: 4.26/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:24 am
Awww....
derk91 - February 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
wow... a demotivational poster on Motifake that is slightly motivational. 0_O
Rick69 - February 21, 2012, 5:52 pm
Perhaps, but that camera on the right definitely does not know that there is a thing called "zooming" when trying to record something closely but out of q riot officer's arm's length. . . !
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
CIA and the police? is this kid a terrorist? :P
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:00 pm
They ain't grenades they're rubber bullets. So if they are rubber bullets THIS must be a 10cc song!!!!
gas - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
lol, didn't see it first time
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
The cop is not pleased...
crankyhead - February 15, 2012, 9:59 pm
I think the guy in the second row needs a few more grenades.


A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals


TAGS: a man s perfect day
Rating: 4.09/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
5L! Seriously, no wonder he takes a "massive" dump in the morning, that's the only time he does it. This is great!
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 12:32 am
nice find
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:14 pm
Oh God... R&D want... =(
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:20 am
I`ll drink to this perfect schedule. (sips a glass of wine.)
Krissie - October 9, 2009, 9:23 pm
LMFAO!!!! yes, I think all men would agree with this! the 12 sec fart is utterly hilarious!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:49 pm
5 lions - 3 until the 8 octave fart - blew the ratings right through 5
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:31 pm
the fart joke at the end made it so awesome i love that even the dog can't take it.. i've had farts like that
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 1:17 am
Airman has done it again! latest addition to my favys
Rollseyes - October 8, 2009, 1:09 am
Good grief! I've been lurking here too long... I couldn't stop laughing, especially at the end. *sigh* =)
Jas - October 7, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sophisticated enough to appreciate 1963 Don, yet never losing sight of a good fart joke - I love it.
LogicDude - October 7, 2009, 4:08 pm
What does it mean if I was "done" when I read it?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
If it takes more than 15 minutes, either she is awful at it, or you touch yourself too much. More than 10 minutes, for that matter.
bOB cHIN - October 7, 2009, 2:26 pm
It's a tight schedule. 15 min. per BJ? But, the itinarary is great. Pelosi resigns FTW!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 1:26 pm
Flawless.


HAUGHTY -


TAGS: perfect imperfection
Rating: 4.78/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 1:02 pm
FACEPLANT DEMOTIVATIONAL!!!!
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 1:14 pm
I am 5peechle55


GUY: MUSH, MUSH! - Dogs: aaaaaaaahhh!!! run! some guy's chasing us!!!




4 PERECT CIRCLES - Dude, I think I need another drink !!


TAGS: perfect circles 4 drink optical illusion
Rating: 3.41/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 11:05 am
God damn optical illusions


FUTURE ANDROID -


TAGS: android perfect guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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Krissie - May 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
looks like the men shave their chests. ew.
Me_ - December 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
From the pictures I think they call them homosexuals. He never has sex with her.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:33 pm
says purity, but i agree
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I can't wait for female future robot girls... ;-; Can't wait... Either that or VR... I will make love to Sarah Michelle Gellar one way or another. >_>


THE PERFECT WOMAN - She does exist.




MANS PERFECT BREAKFAST -


TAGS: breakfast death perfect
Rating: 4.91/5

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Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:01 am
There are an astounding 22 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....
Sound - January 29, 2011, 8:01 pm
i lol'ed
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 2:47 pm
LOL Someone put too much thought into this one
Reality Lord - January 28, 2011, 8:38 pm

so damn good!


SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L


THE PERFECT GUY -




PERFECTION - It is not good enough to win, everybody else should lose.


TAGS: perfection
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:55 pm
Plagiarism.
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:42 am
I'm completely motivated. Did we lose the de? Not bad posters, just extremely MOtivated now!!


LYING TO BE PERFECT -




PERFECTION -


TAGS: almost perfect sunset pollution
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD


THERE COMES THAT MOMENT - when you turn to your friends and say "She's the one"


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.53/5

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culos - August 19, 2010, 8:02 am
all of the above....
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:27 am
This would be a good topic on the calendar. What's that moment for you? Guiness, cookies, her hot sister showing up...?
Airman - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
the deer or the girl? don't you mess up my fantasy
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:57 pm
I want to agree, but are you sure that's not a buck?
jackripper - August 18, 2010, 1:21 pm
Yes she is!!


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing fucking beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "fuck central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


SHEEP SHAGGING -




WAITING GAME - No more room at the table.


TAGS: perfect man women
Rating: 4.56/5

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SteveFurlong - March 26, 2012, 3:57 pm
Done. #151715
lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:34 pm

Make this into a poster, Steve! I love it~~~
SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 11:03 am
You want to piss off a 30-ish woman? Suggest that she compromise on her standards a bit. Want to piss her off more? When she says she deserves the best, suggest that she prepare for a lifetime of loneliness.


HAPPINESS - Is nothing more than some peace and quiet, and a comfortable place to rest.


TAGS: this spot looks perfect
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - August 28, 2012, 12:45 pm
you got that right
GaryO - August 27, 2012, 9:59 pm
o-o-o-o-o-o-h, y-e-a-h


PERFECTIONISM - It leads to nothing but unhappiness not only for yourself, but for those who love you as well.


TAGS: perfectionism
Rating: 4.41/5

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forseti - April 21, 2011, 11:11 am
nice start! 5L


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


THE PERFECT TEN - If I could get Betty Rubble and Garth's mom in a threesome...


TAGS: perfect 10 assignment time changes percetion
Rating: 3.73/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:41 am
Shaaa-Wing!


REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


IN A PERFECT WORLD - Guns don't kill people... but spoons would kill Rosie O'donnell


TAGS: perfect world
Rating: 4.46/5

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Koradan - April 13, 2010, 5:49 pm
Oh... Hell... Yeah!


PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.




AD PLACEMENT - Sometimes you just can't plan it.




LAST MINUTE GIFT -


TAGS: perfect gift
Rating: 3/5

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Brawler - May 5, 2011, 5:46 am
Depends on who the gift is for:D


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -


TAGS: the worlds not perfect cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 11:13 am
5L just because cubby brought back the 90's NOT joke!
Woodywood03a - July 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
I want to feel your pain dude..... really.


SPECIAL NEEDS -


TAGS: nobody is perfect cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2010, 12:39 am
Great poster Cubby. 5L


TRICKY BASTARD -


TAGS: trick god calendar perfect screwing
Rating: 4.45/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:14 am
plus He likes to let his staff f5ll around with kids too :!


PERFECTION - INDEED, THIS IS A DRAGUNOV. ONE OF THE BEST SNIPER'S RIFLE


TAGS: perfection dragunov sniper rifle
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 7:43 pm
OWWWW! My bubble! What happened to my bubble? It was here just a moment ago!
EvilCreamsicle - September 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hate to burst your bubble guys, but that isn't an SVD, its a PSL, which is completely different from a Dragunov
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:22 am
I have a slingshot and a bag of marbles.....I dare any of you gun nuts to challenge my authority!
JTAC - August 9, 2010, 1:09 am
I couldn't agree more, the SVD is the most combat effective and reliable factory built sniper/marksman rifle in the world to this day.
almarpa - August 8, 2010, 10:10 am
Maybe it is true. But you are comapring with state of the art rfiles with a model of the 60's
corbett06 - August 7, 2010, 10:53 pm
cant hold up to a M40A1 the marines use
GySgt1811 - August 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
H'mmm. Gotta admit, the two I tried out in Kuwait wouldn't stay in the same zip code from shot to shot. "Course, I didn't have the B gunner like in the photo. That may or may not have helped. (BTW, Lotta "chink-clang" when that thing goes off.)Semper Fi.


AIMED SHOT -




PERFECTION - I'm giving it up for Lent.




PERFECTION -


TAGS: perfection
Rating: 2.07/5

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CHOOSING YOUR LOGO -


TAGS: perfect
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 7:34 pm
have you prepared for a barrage of emails? 5L's


27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -




PIE -


TAGS: sweet yummy treat perfect cubby
Rating: 4.27/5

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Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:38 pm
Me wuv da pies! XD
Cubbybear - February 1, 2011, 9:12 am
I love lemon meringue pie...thanks
tellitlikeitis - February 1, 2011, 6:47 am
Yummy and so very sweet Cubby!


OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)


TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
YIPES!!! 5L


IN A PERFECT WORLD... - The batteries for this remote wouldn't cost $1,000,000.00




CAP FLEMISH - "That's Where The Fish Are." Asshole.


TAGS: perfect storm cap flemish fish fishing fisherman humor fun asshole fish clooney
Rating: 1.55/5

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chareuleu - May 27, 2008, 7:12 am
it's a quote from "the perfect storm", and after that it's what I think of the captain of the "Andrea Gail" and his brilliant ideas. John Hawkes died because of this asshole ! /me runs off to cry too
Um - May 26, 2008, 10:38 pm
OK, I don't get it. There, I said it! Happy now? /me runs off to cry
jo - May 26, 2008, 11:45 am
a giant wave: what else ?


LOVELY RITA -




A PERFECT TEN -


TAGS: sexists keep bitches all self conscious and shit perfect ten challenge
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - April 11, 2010, 7:08 pm

OK TTH, I guess since I shorted you on your 1/2 the membership due scam...
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 7:05 pm
Because I would. Just sayin'.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 6:44 pm
So he was trying to fuck Patricia?
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 6:44 pm
Sorry for cutting in line Bart. Pats place requires no membership, just the appropriate attitude.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 6:42 pm

yup.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
The painting with the monkey?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:48 pm

Derek is upset because his membership to Pats Place wes declined
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Wow, nice jump Trash. I think I just called myself "asinine." Emphasis on the "ass." lol
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:36 pm
That's just the kind of guy I am. Well, that and I figure a shitload of people are going to look up "sex." It's the interwebs after all.
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
WTF Kind of asinine comment is that?
Derek - April 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Subtle tags - pretty brave around here.


PERFECTION - Perfection Is Hard In An Imperfect World "Cubbybear" 5/16/2010


TAGS: perfection is hard in an imperfect world
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 9:40 pm
Perfect!


ENDEARMENT -




FP31 -


TAGS: faceplant31 perfect day nice one dude
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
A great motifake deserves this. Your stuff is ok, too, RealityLord!
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
Snap! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Thanks buddy!


COMING AND GOING -




REJECTION -


TAGS: motifake is a perfect world thatonevariable
Rating: 4.31/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:15 pm
Magnificent, Bart! 5L


I SAID ALMOST -


TAGS: almost perfect calendar
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - August 5, 2011, 8:04 am
to be perfect, bacon is missing!! 5 belly buttons


MAGAZINE -


TAGS: faces models perfect me cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:56 am
Ahhhh... modest greatness.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:55 am
I did it for fun...it's hard to do
Produceman117 - July 12, 2010, 12:18 am
It's good that you guys are still doing this.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:23 am
LMAO!


CHANGE - To improve is to change, To be perfect is to change often




INSPIRED BY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE -


TAGS: a lot of 5l posters miss the perfect rating due to some 1l bomber
Rating: 3.92/5

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ughomer - July 1, 2012, 1:09 pm
So sad, so true.
BoneCD - July 1, 2012, 8:09 am
*sniff, sniff* reminds me of my childhood. 5L


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: practice makes perfect zombie apocalypse
Rating: 3.54/5

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MashiMashi - April 26, 2012, 6:01 am
Philipinos use machetes......uh-huh


HAAR'S SECRET TO MARRIAGE - A strong sense of direction and strict height guidelines for the wife




SPORTS - It's all fun & games until someone loses their virginity


TAGS: perfect timing
Rating: 3.25/5

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Dr. Rusak - February 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
no promises
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
...with that back door move
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 Poodles in your court Doc...just tell'm to stay off mine!


THE PERFECT GIFT - You bought me alter boys haven't you ?




THE PERFECT WOMAN - Jealous, catty, and obsessed with self-doubt related to body issues. What more could a man want?


TAGS: perfect woman mongo tat
Rating: 3.09/5

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Me_ - April 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
she got a tat that will slowly disappear with age


LOGICDUDE - Always gives 100% in order to find the perfect picture.


TAGS: logicdude 100 one hundred percent perfect picture upskirt
Rating: 3/5

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Pooper pocker - September 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Is that paul wall??


SUMO STRETCH - The perfect way to disguise a fart


TAGS: perfect timing
Rating: 2.92/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 1:21 pm
I bet it smells like blue cheese on old Bologna!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 1:20 pm
Why does his outfit look like cream cheese on a triscuit?


WOOD -


TAGS: life time craft perfect body woman
Rating: 2.67/5

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Kai - June 16, 2009, 3:52 pm
So Much Wood....


ARKANSAS - If we were there she'd already be perfect ... and my cousin ... and my wife


TAGS: perfect arkansas dentist
Rating: 2.13/5

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Shadow - February 22, 2009, 10:24 pm
...and your grandmother?
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 3:30 am
...and your slave.
Narutarded - December 24, 2008, 9:03 am
...and your mother.


PERFECTION -


TAGS: perfection
Rating: 2.1/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:00 pm
maybe the used condum by the power outlet?
Senton Jayis - August 2, 2009, 10:35 am
She's in the kitchen
TJ - July 15, 2009, 10:38 am
Freddy Krueger in the background... maybe?
. - June 22, 2009, 3:30 am
she either peed herself.. or shes really wet
Erecrottod - May 28, 2009, 3:38 pm
It's a Trap!
observative - May 10, 2009, 4:48 pm
Nah I think its talking about the vibrator in between her legs (looks purple to me). But where is the food?
i got it - May 2, 2009, 4:14 pm
the lack of food that should be on the stove
too - April 4, 2009, 10:43 am
the freddy kruger poster in the bg checkin out her rack
moi - April 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
she has a kitty! or a very rat-like dog.
beeswax - February 11, 2009, 7:57 pm
see what, the cute chick?


PERFECTION - The best piece of "ass" you will ever see


TAGS: perfection
Rating: 2.06/5

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english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 3:06 pm
Very true.but still a thing of beauty..
me - November 19, 2008, 12:25 pm
except you need 3 of them...one to drive, one to sit on the street and look pretty and one for parts.
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 12:22 pm
We make cars like these in spite of all the tree hugging, whale kissing.green peace mo-fo`s.look to your own countries gas guzzling pieces of shit.at least this is a thing of beauty
Mr Green - November 19, 2008, 11:38 am
Why is this not labelled as NSFW? (I work for Greenpeace.)
beezer - November 19, 2008, 10:37 am
Yup that's one nice piece of ass..


BALANCE - Left one might be dumb as hell


TAGS: butt perfection balance luls
Rating: 1.5/5

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KRis - September 9, 2008, 1:12 pm
Mmmmmmmm, I'm going back for seconds tonight!


perfect landing pad -


TAGS: too perfect
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 7:54 pm
+too good to.. oops
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:00 pm
Thanks GaryO and JW, hope you both had a fabulous new year celebration! :)
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:48 am
Brilliant! L L L L L
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 1:38 am
And I? I’m traipsin’ daintily thru this Oz wonderland poster meadow, layin’ down 5’s with my wand like a drunken fairy godmuther. Cheers, lady’s…oopsy, there’s another one (ping).
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 1:37 am
Well, here I am, half lit…OK…OK, well on my way to happy, and allese bytches be layin’ down their profound posters, one after the other….like it was some sorta contest.


WTF -


TAGS: wtf florida boating marina perfect
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 30, 2014, 7:22 am
I Like This 5L Made Me Happy At 7 AM.
MissPriss - June 29, 2014, 11:38 pm
I can only wish...all the water we've had last couple of days, basement flooded, gardens washed away...I'd settle for a 5L dinghy!


IT 'S TIME - to start planning your holiday shopping


TAGS: perfect gift
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 1:22 pm
Yep...I'll never forget the Christmas I got a Breadmaker and a new dustpan from the ex. Hence the term ex!


The Coriolis Effect -


TAGS: perfection achievement fear horror death
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 2:10 am
Thank you. I could never measure up to Sho but his awesome poster's certainly have inspired me. :)
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:43 am
Starting to think that Sho has been tutoring Grey...great poster Grey.


Less Than Perfect -




CHALLENGE -


TAGS: ice cream love hard perfect
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:36 am
Huh. Note to self: sundaes….better than weed….apparently much much better
caveman - December 25, 2012, 3:47 am
Funnily enough i got the idea for this poster while eating a sundae on the way home from work. Lesson here is eat more Sundaes
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:27 am
Nice, love and ice cream. Two things I don't have but really want! Ah, it's Christmas...maybe Santa will bring me a little of both teehee. Happy holidays you two...but you have to share the 5L.
GaryO - December 24, 2012, 9:13 am
Excellent


Abstain -




THE STRUGGLE OF LIFE -




A PERFECT 10 -


TAGS: aprchallenge perfect 10
Rating: 4.62/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:32 am
Cubby, your avatar is freaking me out!.....All Hail Hypno-Cubby....
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 6:24 pm
5/5....this one actually motivated me


The Perfect Victim -




APPROVAL QUEUE -




Self-loathing -




GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: grey scorpion old dude man aged to perfection like your beard mofo flame way
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
I'm not saying your old...just experienced. In truth, you're as young as a surgeon can make you feel. Ask Joan Rivers. By the way, just for the record, the typos in the first word balloon were intended...just not consistent.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am
I'm not old!! just some of the parts are slightly aged.....and moderately wrinkled. 5L


perfection -




THE DON - With an average of 99.94 he is the closest to perfect the game of cricket will ever see


TAGS: don cricket perfect legend
Rating: 3.73/5

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CaptainBaked - May 20, 2011, 10:58 am
That man is a legend


DON'T WORRY... - That's just Bunny singing "With or Without You" again.


TAGS: special thanks to logicdude for the perfect caption
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:07 pm
Although it's a dream job for sure, there is no way an irish lass would ever poison or otherwise defile a Guinness.
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:39 am
I think I may need someone to taste my Guinness until she gets over this just to make certain she didn't put something in it...can't use Aggy, he'd "taste" the entire stock...wait, who CAN I trust in this place? A 5er for sure Briton!
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 9:01 am
Somebody get on the BonoPhono and tell her to stop that...Sean's cats are screaming!


MURPHY'S LAW - If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end


TAGS: life time day perfect woman outdoor pool legs
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - May 4, 2009, 1:36 am
Well done demotivation.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
I though Murphy's Law was 'Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.'


PERFECTION - "is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - (Antoine de Saint-Exupery.) This used to be a picture of Amy Winehouse




WOMAN - A beautiful thing, a work of art until defiled by spray paint.


TAGS: dont screw with perfection
Rating: 3.07/5

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Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:44 am
I have "spray paint", haha, but just not there (shoulder). There's someone for everyone out there :)
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 6:48 pm
Meh, everyones different. A nice chest piece is always fun to look at while motoboating. All the colors blend and it seems like an acid trip or somtin... so im told.
AdmiralAckbar - August 16, 2010, 6:40 pm
I get distracted. Why mess with perfection.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 5:39 pm
I prefer chicks with "spray paint" but thats just me.


MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .




HANDICAPPED PARKING -




INSECTS - There's always a price to pay for comming in first


TAGS: perfect timing
Rating: 2.86/5

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BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 11:01 pm
I lol'd...nice Doc


EPIC FAIL - When she's too perfect for you NOT to screw up


TAGS: fail perfect rican
Rating: 2.57/5

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5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 9:00 pm
Sorry, bro.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
Brave? No. Devastated, yes. Bravery is to keep bringing it up... I begged M to delete it. Not gonna do it. I'm living with this disaster of a poster! LOL!
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:55 pm
yeah, I loved stitch as well. But seriously, I believe most of us have gone through that at sometime in our lives. You were just brave enough to post it.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:51 pm
5150... just be glad you didn't air out a personal woe here. This is much worse. Well, ok... a little worse than yours.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:47 am
Believe it or not, repeatedly looking at this picture is not theraputic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't feel bad. I have naturally receding hair.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:43 am
It's naturally wavy hair... happens whenever I don't grease the hair back like a good little wop.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:42 am
You keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:41 am
LOL! Nothing wrong with using activator!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:38 am
on your head.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:37 am
Where?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:35 am
You're just stalling to avoid explaining the Jheri curl.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:32 am
He'll own and vandalize his own deli.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:31 am
or a 6 year old that bicycle jacks people...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:29 am
I dunno? Rice and beans with Parmesan maybe?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:26 am
It's our son... what'd you expect from a mix of italian and puerto rican genes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:22 am
I thought you were the one in the middle (bottom left pic) You're always sending me invites to furry parties.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Oh... I see, mooooo... you are mistaken. I'm the one on the LEFT!
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL... wha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:11 am
Aggy looks like he could kick my ass.....
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:10 am
LMAO! You guys... gonna be the death of me!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:12 am
Well there's the problem right there ... upper lefthand pic ... she's downin' all the guinness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 11:06 am
Does that Mexican Have a Jerry Curl?.........I love dredging up the past.5.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:56 pm
And for the record... she moved on... some ese had a bigger... mower.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm
LOL... I have a good set of jumper cables!
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 2:51 pm
She's cute...but why is she hanging out with that guy who mows my lawn?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:59 am
its actually not a bad line
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
Classic... CLASSIC n00b error... personal ventin via motifake. Just painful everytime I see it... and it isn't even a 1L.


PRACTICE - We All Need It Some Times!


TAGS: practice halo halo3 practice makes perfect
Rating: 2.4/5

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LX - March 5, 2009, 1:39 am
Added effect maybe?
Anonymous - January 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Dude, a sniper rifle at THAT range?


SARAH PALIN PERFECT WOMAN -


TAGS: sarah palin perfect woman
Rating: 1.64/5

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canada - June 24, 2009, 11:48 am
that was a shitty chop job, look at the eye brows, next time line it up


Artistry -


TAGS: artistry beautiful fails perfect
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2015, 8:46 pm
Oh, yeah.
mizzdizz - August 6, 2015, 2:41 am
Total awesomeness, LA! 5L!


preference -




neglect -


TAGS: perfect ignore
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - April 26, 2015, 9:07 pm
Boom. 5L


now THAT'S coffee! -


TAGS: perfect cuppa coffee
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:02 pm
Thanks, Scorp! I don't remember where I found the pic but coffee that strong sounds delicious!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:50 pm
An excellent job of super-imposition!
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 8:58 pm
if I said I liked white guys, I'd get in soooooo much trouble!!!!!
EmilioDumphque - April 23, 2015, 11:15 pm
I like my coffee like I like my first ladies: Hot, black and bitter.
mizzdizz - April 23, 2015, 7:48 pm
Hi Motinet! I see you're hard at work! Thanks for all you're time and effort to get this up and running efficiently!
mizzdizz - April 23, 2015, 9:25 am
I enjoyed this one too, Silvie! Thanks for the reminder!
mizzdizz - April 23, 2015, 9:23 am
Thanks rerun! Addicted to the stuff myself!
Silverheart - April 23, 2015, 7:47 am

Oh, so you like coffee? Check out 177488, you'll get a kick out of it.
rerun - April 23, 2015, 6:44 am

Before I approved this I saved a copy to my computer. I am a massive coffee junkie, this is going on my FB page. Love it is an understatement


Fairy Tales -




WIFE OF THE YEAR - One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch..


TAGS: wife perfect real
Rating: 4.63/5

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Swampfox - March 2, 2013, 11:31 pm
But it was long ago... And it was only one day...
SLOHAND62 - March 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
I wonder if she had a rich daddy also?
bigsouthfork - March 1, 2013, 6:41 pm
It was long ago, and only for one day. It was a work day on top of that. But she did exist. But only for one day, on winter solstice, she did not nag, ect, during the "day"light hours. It happened, said the indian chief.
robotdylan - March 1, 2013, 12:13 pm
Long time ha, glad you do Gary, more to come i guess :)
GaryO - March 1, 2013, 11:33 am
Where ya been Robo? I always enjoy yer posters. 5L
Sho - March 1, 2013, 11:22 am
Too bad she was fat


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